A person took their 92-year-old dad to the mall to buy shoes. At the food court, the dad kept staring at a teen with wild, multicolored spiky hair—green, red, orange, blue. The teen, annoyed, finally snapped, “What’s the matter, old man? Never done anything wild?” The dad, unfazed, replied deadpan, “Got drunk once and had s*ex with a peacock. I...