A husband texted his wife late at night, saying, “Hey, I’ll be home late. Please wash all my dirty clothes and make sure to cook my favorite dish before I get back.” But there was no reply… So, he sent another text,
“Oh, and by the way, I got a raise! At the end of the month,

I’m buying you a new car.” This time, his wife replied excitedly, “OMG, really?”He responded,