Mr. Johnson boarded his flight, only to find a blonde woman sitting in his aisle seat. Trying to stay calm, he said, “Excuse me, that’s my seat. I booked it.” She replied confidently, “I’m blonde, I’m smart, and I’m sitting here until we land in New York City.” Frustrated, he checked her ticket—it clearly showed the middle seat. “You’re assigned to the middle,” he explained. “I’m six-foot-five. I need the aisle for space.”

Unbothered, she repeated the same line. Even the woman in the window seat backed him up, but the blonde refused to move. Finally, a flight attendant stepped in, listened, and whispered something to her. Instantly, she got up and moved to the middle seat. Relieved, Mr. Johnson took his place. After landing, he asked the attendant what she said.

Smiling, she replied, “I told her the aisle seat wasn’t going to New York.” In another joke, a blonde applied for a job at a police station. When asked basic questions, she answered correctly. But when asked who killed Abraham Lincoln, she didn’t know. The officer told her to go home and think about it.

Later, she excitedly told her friend, “Not only did I get the job—I’m already working on a murder case!” In a store, a blonde tried to buy what she thought was a TV, but the clerk refused to serve blondes. She dyed her hair twice and returned, but was still rejected. Frustrated, she asked how they knew. The clerk replied, “That’s not a TV—it’s a microwave.” Hope this made you smile!