Flirty Doctor: A flu patient got creeped out when his doctor started comparing him to John Cusack—and even played with his hair—right before his wife walked in.
Too Much Info: During a pelvic exam, a doctor reassured a pregnant woman there was “plenty of room in there.” She meant the pelvis; the woman heard something else entirely.
Red Toilet Paper Scare: A student thought he was bleeding from the butt—until he remembered binging on Flamin’ Hot Cheetos the night before.
Taste Bud Panic: One person freaked out over spots on their tongue—only to learn they were just… taste buds. The doctor couldn’t stop smiling.
Vanishing Pain: A sports injury patient swore he was in pain, but every time the doctor checked, he said, “Nope, doesn’t hurt.” Every visit ended the same way: “You’re fine.”
Cheating Revealed: One woman accompanied her husband to the doctor after he started smelling awful. The diagnosis? An STD—and he confessed to cheating right there in the exam room.