A man and a woman had been married for many years, and their arguments were the stuff of legend—neighbors could hear their shouting matches well into the night.The old man would often yell, “When I die, I’ll dig my way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life!”Their neighbors were terrified of him, and frankly, he seemed to enjoy that reputation.
Then, at the age of 98, the old man passed away.After the funeral, a few neighbors, still shaken, asked his wife, “Aren’t you scared he might actually dig his way out and haunt you?”She answered calmly, “Let him try. I had him buried upside down, and he’d never ask for directions.Later in life, the same couple went camping together.