Touchdown Tactics
A few minutes later, his wife lets one rip and declares, “Touchdown! Tie score.”
The game heats up. Five minutes pass. The man farts again and cheers, “Touchdown! I’m winning 14 to 7!”
Determined not to lose, his wife fires back with another fart. “The score is tied!” she shouts.
Halftime Surprise
Feeling the pressure, the old man pushes hard—too hard. Instead of a fart, he accidentally soils the bed.
Hearing the sound, his wife asks, “What in the world was that?”
Without missing a beat, the old man says, “That’s the whistle for halftime. Switch sides.”