A man hates his wife’s cat with a passion and decides to get rid of it once and for all. He drives twenty blocks away from home and drops the…

A sweet mailman makes sure that an excited pup on his mail route always gets a letter to take home. Each day as mailman Martin Struder delivers mail to a…

Teeneshia Bush, a mother from Alabama, was visiting Wendy’s with her mentally disabled 15-year-old son when she was given a receipt that made her sick. After their order was placed,…

Three women are talking about their husbands over coffee. “It’s funny,” says Samantha, “Peter’s balls are always cold as ice when I’m giving him a blowjob!” “You know what?” replies…

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said, “Well….

The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn’t already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle…

A First grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Johnny what is your problem?” Johnny answered: “I’m too smart for the first grade. My…

One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the…

A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When asked why she left her last employment, she replied: “Yes sir, they paid good wages, but it was the most…