A Woman Was out Golfing One Day when She Hit the Ball into the Woods: She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her. “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.” The woman freed the frog, and […]
An Irishman is in the bar, drinking a pint of Guinness A lady next To him says, “What a coincidence, I am having Guinness too.” Irish man – “I’m celebrating.” Lady – “Me too.” Irish man – “What a coincidence! Why are you celebrating?” Lady – “My husband & I have tried for 4 years […]
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for the summer. One morning the aunt and uncle walked into the kitchen and the young man was drinking an extremely large glass of milk. The young man said: “I took the liberty of milking your cow this morning!” He then continues […]
The poor man asks the rich man, “What are you getting your wife this Christmas?” The rich man replies, “Diamond earrings and a Mercedes.” The poor man asks, “Why are you getting her two gifts?” The rich man says, “Well, if she doesn’t like the earrings then she can drive to the store and exchange […]
Wayne Martin embarked on a serious project in his backyard. He decided to embark on a large-scale effort to improve his home. Ironically, he began digging a hole to do this. After digging the hole, his neighbors believed he’d lost the plot, but he soon discovered he had a really spectacular and amazing plan for […]
A man finds a wallet with $700 in it. A few days later, he reads a notice stating that a wealthy man has lost his wallet and is offering a $50 reward to anyone who returns it. He soon locates the owner and gives him the wallet, and the rich man counts the money and […]
Unbutton my blouse.. A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand… Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay […]
A man travels on a ship. Two days in, the ship encounters a storm and drowns. Hanging on weakly to a piece of the mast, he manages to survive and gets washed up on an unknown island. Only problem is, it’s so unknown that no ship ever comes near it. 10 years pass on the […]
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit. She gets two shot glasses, fills one with water and the other with whiskey. After bringing him to the table that has the glasses, she brings his bait box. She says, “I want you […]
Long beard has become quite a popular trend during the last years and we can see more and more men opting not to shave their faces for the sake of being more attractive.The following joke involves an old cowboy who decided to get a clean cut and get rid of his beard.Eventually, he was quite […]