“Jim’s Wild Birthday Surprise” A wife treats her hubby by taking him to a strip club for his birthday.
At the club, the doorman says, “Hi Jim, how are you?” The wife asks, “How does he know you?” Jim says, “Oh dear, I play football with him.”
Inside, the bartender says, “The usual, Jim?” Jim says to his wife,
“Before you say anything, he’s on the darts team.”
Next, a stripper says, “Hi Jim! Do you crave the Special again?”
The wife storms out, dragging Jim with her, and jumps into a taxi.
The taxi driver says, “Hey Jimmy boy! You picked up an ugly one this time.”
Jim’s funeral is on Sunday!!!