A man suspects his wife is cheating, so he rushes home early. He finds nothing—until he sees a guy sitting in a Tesla outside. Furious, he throws the refrigerator out the window, hits the car… and dies of a heart attack.
In Heaven, St. Peter asks why he’s there.
“I threw a fridge at my wife’s lover and died,” he says.
“Go to hell,” St. Peter replies and drops him through a trapdoor.
Next, the guy from the Tesla shows up. “I was just sitting in my car when a fridge crushed me!”
“Go to hell,” says St. Peter.
Then a third guy appears. “I don’t know what happened… I was just hiding in a fridge, minding my own business…”