A lady went into a bar in Texas and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it was true what they said about men with big feet being endowed. The cowboy grinned and said, “Shore is, little…
An old Cowboy Walks Into a Saloon, Naked….except for his boots. “Where your clothes at, Slim?”, ask the one man Back at the barn. I was feeding the horses when a beautiful blonde drove up. She says, ‘I wanna show you something in the barn. Follow me.’ So I followed her. She says, ‘Take off…
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I woke before dawn, ironing Lucas’s new school shirt. It was his first day of first grade, and I wanted everything perfect. Travis, my husband, slept on the couch again, an empty beer can nearby. Lucas had been asking for weeks if his dad would come. I promised he would. That morning, Lucas smiled up…
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Michael J. Fox was only 29 years old when he received a diagnosis that would quietly reshape every part of his life. In 1991, at the height of a rapidly rising career, he learned he had Parkinson’s disease—a progressive neurological condition that was unfamiliar to him at the time. Years later, he would openly share…
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Note: We are republishing this story, which originally made the news in October 2020. Mark Bryan, a 61-year-old married father of three, has spent the past several years challenging gender norms by wearing skirts and high heels to work. A robotics engineer manager living in Germany, Mark gained widespread attention on social media for his…
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A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room” and the mom says, “Ok honey, you kids have fun.” When they are up their the mom hears: “Baby baby baby oh!” The mom walks to the door…
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A married couple is asleep when the phone rings at 3AM. The wife answers it, and after a few seconds she replies, “How should I know? We’re 300 miles inland.” The husband asks, “Who was that, dear?” “I don’t know. Some dumb bitch asking if the coast is clear.”READ MORELoading…
Note: We are republishing this story, which originally made the news in March 2016. A waitress in Colorado went viral after using social media to make a powerful point about tipping in America. After receiving a $0 tip on a $187.43 bill, server Taylar Cordova photographed the receipt and shared it on Facebook, along with…
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Three guys are having a few beers and talking about how dumb their wives are. Guy1: My wife is so dumb she wants to spend $15,000 to redo the kitchen and she can’t even cook. Guy 2: That’s nothing. My wife wants me to buy her a new $50,000 car and she can’t even drive…
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As a child, I distinctly remember noticing a strange scar on my mother’s upper arm, near her shoulder. It looked like a ring of small indents surrounding a larger one. For some reason, it fascinated me—but like many childhood curiosities, I eventually forgot about it. Years later, while helping an elderly woman off a train,…
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