LIFE PRESS

The entire world is in mourning as Arnold Schwarzenegger, the iconic actor and former Governor of California, extends his condolences with a heartfelt message: “Sorry for your loss.” These simple…

Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says, “Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive me.” His wife…

After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her. The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, “ABCDEFGHIJK.” “What does that mean?”…

A man hates his wife’s cat with a passion and decides to get rid of it once and for all. He drives twenty blocks away from home and drops the…

A sweet mailman makes sure that an excited pup on his mail route always gets a letter to take home. Each day as mailman Martin Struder delivers mail to a…

Teeneshia Bush, a mother from Alabama, was visiting Wendy’s with her mentally disabled 15-year-old son when she was given a receipt that made her sick. After their order was placed,…

Three women are talking about their husbands over coffee. “It’s funny,” says Samantha, “Peter’s balls are always cold as ice when I’m giving him a blowjob!” “You know what?” replies…

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said, “Well….

The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn’t already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle…