So I was at the store earlier with my service dog.
The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of
toilet paper in her shopping cart. With an attitude she asked me
what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog. Then she got real snarky and said,
I knew that. What type of service? I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands being
super friendly. She said, what is a BLD? I told her it stood for
B*tt Licking Dog. She said
B*tt Licking Dog? I said yeah, he has been trained to
lick my b*tt clean because I can’t seem to
be able to find toilet paper because of
hoarders. The cashier
completely lost it.