During a Sunday school lesson about the Christmas story, a teacher paused to ask the children, “Where is Jesus today?” Steven raised his hand first. “He’s in heaven,” he said. Then Mary offered her answer: “He’s in my heart.” But Little Johnny was practically bursting out of his seat, waving urgently to be noticed. Before the discussion could move on, he announced with absolute confidence, “I know, I know! He’s in our bathroom.”

The room fell quiet. The other children turned toward their teacher, waiting to hear what he would say. For a few seconds, he couldn’t find the words. Finally, he gathered himself and asked Johnny how he knew Jesus was there. Johnny explained it quite simply: “Well, every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, ‘Jesus Christ, are you still in there?’” To Johnny, it wasn’t a mystery at all—just something Dad said every morning. MORE BELOW