Short giraffe in bar puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The giraffe in bar humour may include short giraffe jokes also.
A man and a Giraffe walk into a bar. The Giraffe gets drunk and falls on the floor unconscious.
The bartender says “you can’t leave that lyin’ there.”
The man says “its not a Lion, its a Giraffe”
A giraffe walks into a bar, he sits and orders 6 martinis…….. Shame on you for wanting a punchline.
This giraffe needs help.
A giraffe walks into a bar and orders a beer the bartender asks, “You want a long neck?”
The giraffe says, “I have a choice?”
An Elephant, a Giraffe and a Penguin walk in to a bar It’s at this point I realise that there is something wrong with my pint.
Man walks into a bar with a giraffe The giraffe goes to sleep on the floor. The bartender says, “Aye, what’s that lyin’ there?” The man says, “It’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe!”
A giraffe walks into a bar… The giraffe trips and falls over, the bartender says, “what’s that lyin over there.” And someone replies, “that’s not a lion, that’s a giraffe.”
A joke I read somewhere. A man walks into a bar and lays down a dead giraffe.
Bartender asks “What’s that lyin’ there?”
Man responds “That’s not a lion. That’s a giraffe.”
A Pirate, Rabbi, Ninja, and Giraffe walk into a bar together. The bartender looks at all of them and asks out loud, “What is this? A joke?!”
A Nun and a Parrot Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his shoulder, and a giraffe walk into a bar.
The bartender says, What is this? Some kind of joke?
Guy brings a giraffe into a bar… The giraffe passes out on the floor and the bartender says “hey, you cant leave that lyin there.” The guy says “it’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe.”