Best Short Giraffe In Bar Jokes

Short giraffe in bar puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The giraffe in bar humour may include short giraffe jokes also.

A man and a Giraffe walk into a bar. The Giraffe gets drunk and falls on the floor unconscious.
The bartender says “you can’t leave that lyin’ there.”
The man says “its not a Lion, its a Giraffe”
A giraffe walks into a bar, he sits and orders 6 martinis…….. Shame on you for wanting a punchline.
This giraffe needs help.
A giraffe walks into a bar and orders a beer the bartender asks, “You want a long neck?”
The giraffe says, “I have a choice?”
An Elephant, a Giraffe and a Penguin walk in to a bar It’s at this point I realise that there is something wrong with my pint.
Man walks into a bar with a giraffe The giraffe goes to sleep on the floor. The bartender says, “Aye, what’s that lyin’ there?” The man says, “It’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe!”
A giraffe walks into a bar… The giraffe trips and falls over, the bartender says, “what’s that lyin over there.” And someone replies, “that’s not a lion, that’s a giraffe.”
A joke I read somewhere. A man walks into a bar and lays down a dead giraffe.
Bartender asks “What’s that lyin’ there?”
Man responds “That’s not a lion. That’s a giraffe.”
A Pirate, Rabbi, Ninja, and Giraffe walk into a bar together. The bartender looks at all of them and asks out loud, “What is this? A joke?!”
A Nun and a Parrot Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his shoulder, and a giraffe walk into a bar.
The bartender says, What is this? Some kind of joke?
Guy brings a giraffe into a bar… The giraffe passes out on the floor and the bartender says “hey, you cant leave that lyin there.” The guy says “it’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe.”