Three women are talking about their husbands over coffee. “It’s funny,” says Samantha, “Peter’s balls are always cold as ice when I’m giving him a blowjob!” “You know what?” replies Jenny, “It’s exactly the same with my Richard!” They turn to the third blonde and ask: “When you go down on Chris, are his balls […]
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said, “Well. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I’m getting a little sick of these wishes […]
The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn’t already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder. I turned round to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with a smile that lit up her […]
A First grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Johnny what is your problem?” Johnny answered: “I’m too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third grade too!” The teacher had […]
One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn’t worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his […]
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When asked why she left her last employment, she replied: “Yes sir, they paid good wages, but it was the most ridiculous place I ever worked. They played a game called Bridge, and last night lots of folks were there. As I was about to bring […]
Most of us play by the rules, but every once in a while, we may hear about somebody who likes to game the system. They not only break the rules, but they also find a way to do it successfully, and we may look at them with a little envy when we see how easy […]
A man who had worked for British Rail in a small village for many years decided it was time to move up in the world… Walter had been a track-switcher on the railway line that ran past his tiny English village for most of his life. All day long he sat in his little hut […]
Sometimes you have to think outside the box to come up with a clever solution that really works! A 63 year old woman went to her doctor’s office to get a problem looked at. One of the new doctors received her and together they walked into the examination room. 4 minutes later, she suddenly burst […]
Robert Irwin, the 13-year-old son of the late Steve Irwin, visited Jimmy Fallon this week. Robert is growing up before our eyes, and every day he looks more and more like his beloved father. At one point during the show, Jimmy shows the crowd a pair of photos given to him by Robert’s mom Terri. […]